Dead Penis Cocktail

Ingredients:
1/2 a fluid ounce or 1.5 centilitres of Bacardi White Rum
1/2 a fluid ounce or 1.5 centilitres of Tequila
1/4 a fluid ounce or 7.5 milliliters of Scotch
1/4 a fluid ounce or 7.5 milliliters of Rum
1/4 a fluid ounce or 7.5 milliliters of Absolut Vodka
1/2 a fluid ounce or 1.5 centilitres of Stout
2 Eggs
2 Lychee Nuts
2 pinches of Salt
1/2 a fluid ounce or 1.5 centilitres of Tequila
1/4 a fluid ounce or 7.5 milliliters of Scotch
1/4 a fluid ounce or 7.5 milliliters of Rum
1/4 a fluid ounce or 7.5 milliliters of Absolut Vodka
1/2 a fluid ounce or 1.5 centilitres of Stout
2 Eggs
2 Lychee Nuts
2 pinches of Salt
Instructions:
Mix in a tall serving glass... Then add the eggs in and after which, place the lychees in it too. Drink with a straw for an unbelievable effect. Use a stick of celery as stirrer.
