12 fluid ounces or 36 centilitres of Beer (Preferably Shiner Bock)
2 & 1/2 fluid ounces or 7.5 centilitres of Malibu Rum
1 1/2 cups of Orange Juice
7 fluid ounces or 21 centilitres of 7-Up
2 splashes of Lemon Juice
9 fluid ounces or 27 centilitres of Beer (Heineken)
6 fluid ounces or 18 centilitres of Mountain Dew
1 fluid ounce or 3 centilitres of Malibu Rum

Mix well ingredients 1 to 5 in a cooler, and ingredients 6 to 8 in a separate container. Then combine both mixtures and serve with crushed ice.